BMF's "Express Card", Portland to Texas travel summary (updates).

Discussion in 'The Studio Lounge' started by MAJ Badmotherfarker, Dec 29, 2008.

  1. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    Day 1 - Portland to Sacramento:

    Gas: $65
    Food: $25
    Beer: $6
    La Quinta hotel in Sacramento: $79
    Black girl escort: $180
    Having the escort proclaim her allegiance to Zenu during climax: priceless

    Day 2 - Sacramento to Phoenix:

    Gas: $60
    Food: $30
    Hyatt in Phoenix: $99 (with a bad ass view)
    Jack Daniels (in the hotel bar): $40
    Bottle of wine: $35
    Asian girl escort: $200
    Having her buy additional wine and chilling till 3AM afterwards: Priceless
  2. MAJ Badmotherfarker

    MAJ Badmotherfarker is drinking a beer.

    Here's a pic of the asian from day 2. This is her personal pic so she blurred the face out:

    Last edited: Dec 29, 2008
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  3. TSS Taylor

    TSS Taylor DRC Fan

    Am I the only one who thinks you slept with Jamie Lynn Sigler? LOL.
  4. goreds2

    goreds2 Well-Known Member

    You used an EXPRESS card for an escort? Oh well, I think Jerry Springer wrote checks which prompted him getting busted.
  5. Wolf

    Wolf The Lone Wolf

    You're staying in the Hyatt in Phoenix and were able to get an Asian girl escort. By chance did you pick her up near Van Buren St.? Well have fun staying the night in Phoenix.
  6. Sirius Rich

    Sirius Rich Well-Known Member

    Let me know when you hit El Paso and I will book a big band and a few midgets by the time you get to Houston.
  7. Casual Fan

    Casual Fan Surprisingly nice

    Or a few bands and a big midget.

    That escort didn't do a good job with the blur--I can still see the goatee. :p

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