BMF's "Express Card", Portland to Texas travel summary (updates).

MAJ Badmotherfarker

is drinking a beer.
Oct 11, 2008
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Day 1 - Portland to Sacramento:

Gas: $65
Food: $25
Beer: $6
La Quinta hotel in Sacramento: $79
Black girl escort: $180
Having the escort proclaim her allegiance to Zenu during climax: priceless


Day 2 - Sacramento to Phoenix:

Gas: $60
Food: $30
Hyatt in Phoenix: $99 (with a bad ass view)
Jack Daniels (in the hotel bar): $40
Bottle of wine: $35
Asian girl escort: $200
Having her buy additional wine and chilling till 3AM afterwards: Priceless
Having
 

goreds2

Well-Known Member
Oct 14, 2008
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OH H.....EYE OH
Day 1 - Portland to Sacramento:

Gas: $65
Food: $25
Beer: $6
La Quinta hotel in Sacramento: $79
Black girl escort: $180
Having the escort proclaim her allegiance to Zenu during climax: priceless


Day 2 - Sacramento to Phoenix:

Gas: $60
Food: $30
Hyatt in Phoenix: $99 (with a bad ass view)
Jack Daniels (in the hotel bar): $40
Bottle of wine: $35
Asian girl escort: $200
Having her buy additional wine and chilling till 3AM afterwards: Priceless
Having
You used an EXPRESS card for an escort? Oh well, I think Jerry Springer wrote checks which prompted him getting busted.
 

Wolf

The Lone Wolf
Oct 11, 2008
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Utopia
Day 2 - Sacramento to Phoenix:

Hyatt in Phoenix: $99 (with a bad ass view)
You're staying in the Hyatt in Phoenix and were able to get an Asian girl escort. By chance did you pick her up near Van Buren St.? Well have fun staying the night in Phoenix.
 

Sirius Rich

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Oct 11, 2008
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Houston
Let me know when you hit El Paso and I will book a big band and a few midgets by the time you get to Houston.