BMF's "Express Card", Portland to Texas travel summary (updates).

MAJ Badmotherfarker

is drinking a beer.
Oct 11, 2008
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Day 1 - Portland to Sacramento:

Gas: $65
Food: $25
Beer: $6
La Quinta hotel in Sacramento: $79
Black girl escort: $180
Having the escort proclaim her allegiance to Zenu during climax: priceless


Day 2 - Sacramento to Phoenix:

Gas: $60
Food: $30
Hyatt in Phoenix: $99 (with a bad ass view)
Jack Daniels (in the hotel bar): $40
Bottle of wine: $35
Asian girl escort: $200
Having her buy additional wine and chilling till 3AM afterwards: Priceless
Having
 

goreds2

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Oct 14, 2008
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OH H.....EYE OH
Day 1 - Portland to Sacramento:

Gas: $65
Food: $25
Beer: $6
La Quinta hotel in Sacramento: $79
Black girl escort: $180
Having the escort proclaim her allegiance to Zenu during climax: priceless


Day 2 - Sacramento to Phoenix:

Gas: $60
Food: $30
Hyatt in Phoenix: $99 (with a bad ass view)
Jack Daniels (in the hotel bar): $40
Bottle of wine: $35
Asian girl escort: $200
Having her buy additional wine and chilling till 3AM afterwards: Priceless
Having
You used an EXPRESS card for an escort? Oh well, I think Jerry Springer wrote checks which prompted him getting busted.
 

Sirius Rich

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Oct 11, 2008
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Houston
Let me know when you hit El Paso and I will book a big band and a few midgets by the time you get to Houston.