Best & worst band names

HecticArt

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scotchandcigar

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This one hits the trifecta:

1) Horrible band name - Illiterate Light
2) Terrible song - Better Than I Used To
3) They look like total douche-nozzles
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HecticArt

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That’s a start. Keep em coming!

Back in the day, I wanted to name a band Short Bus.
I don’t think that would go over very well today.
 

HecticArt

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Remember........I'm looking for a GOOD band name for a band that already isn't good. We don't want to qualify for the Scotch Trifecta. (Which isn't a terrible band name btw.)

Fortunately, douchy looking isn't something we have to worry about. People are more likely to think that there are confused bar customers on the stage that got lost on the way to the bathroom.
 

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Worst band names

Totally agree with these:

Butthole Surfers
Diarrhea Planet
FartBarf
Flying Burrito Brothers
Foo Fighters
Goo Goo Dolls
Haircut 100
Hoobastank
Hootie and the Blowfish
Kajagoogoo
Limp Bizkit
lovelytheband
Milky Chance

Want to add:

1000 Homo DJs
1910 Fruitgum Co
A
Anal C**t
Anti Nowhere League
Butcher Babies
Cherry Poppin Daddies
Cradle of Filth
DD Dumbo
Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Giraffe Tongue Orchestra
Hairy Apes BMX
Jimmie's Chicken Shack
Lil Bow Wow
M
Megadeth
Myka Relocate
Oomph!
Playmates
Porno for Pyros
Professional Murder Music
Rainbow Butt Monkeys
Royal Crescent Mob
Sixpence None the Richer
Smashing Pumpkins
Sniff 'n the Tears
Soup Dragons
Stabbing Westward
Starland Vocal Band
Taco
Timex Social Club
Ultraspank
Vanilla Ice
Was Not Was
Waxahatchee
Why Don't We
Ylvis
You Say Party! We Say Die!
 
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