Artie Purchasing Urine

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by dZilla, Feb 4, 2009.

  1. dZilla

    dZilla Member

    Now that doesn't suprise me...... well it kind of does, but in reality it doesn't.

    But admitting to carrying it... Holy JEEZ......

    So hilarious... ahh good ol` Artie, its good that you are 'clean' ha ha:roflmao:
     
  2. GordyMac

    GordyMac Member

    Poor fella eh.. don't know if he'll ever be clean..
     
  3. edweird

    edweird Member

    He turned it into a joke, and it was laughed off.
     
  4. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    Wow, my quote is your signature. I'm honored?:twitch:
     
  5. IronJabroni

    IronJabroni Well-Known Member

    haven't heard this yet...you mean he bought some clean piss to pass a drug test???
     
  6. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    I knew he would try something like that when he got ticked that Gary would have to watch him give the sample:

    Dr. Drew: . . . Penis in cup . . .

    It was shortly after that rule went into effect that Artie weaseled out of taking it.
     
  7. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now

    Wheat grass enema's, paying for clean urine just a day in the life of artie.

    Dont know if its urban legend or fact, but there is a story about a guy who tried to pass off clean urine (purchased or gifted, I dont recall) as his own. Turns out he got busted when they ran the test and found out he was pregnant. :no:
     
  8. AJ_II

    AJ_II Well-Known Member

    That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode. After failing a urine test that came back positive for opiates (due to poppy seed muffins), she is forced to use Jerry's mother's urine the next time. The results come back clean, but Mr. Peterman tells Elaine she has osteoporosis and is menopausal.
     
  9. The answer.....

    snopes.com: Pregnant Male Drug Test Cheater
     
  10. k9feces

    k9feces Member

    Artie is just creating some new material for his next book
     
  11. I don't believe this one bit. He can't even keep track of his lies anymore. I wish Howard and Robin would have let him go when he asked them if they wanted to know how much he paid for it after he already told him. He would have probably said a different number.
     
  12. RDog

    RDog Well-Known Member

    The buying urine thing came as a complete non-shock. Literally nothing Artie says is truthful. Artie's new thing is to say he actually loves his job so much, that's the real reason he's a liar, to protect himself from getting fired. "You wouldn't lie to save your job? Of course you would!" Of course Howard is too menopausal to ever do anything serious about Artie. Oh well.
     
  13. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

  14. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now


    Creating = fabricating = manufacturing = constructing = fashioning = forming = inventing = BS :crazy:
     
  15. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    I figured it out.

    Everybody, this is JACKIE! Hi Jackie! :D
     
  16. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now


    :rofl2:Busted:rofl2:


    Hi Bark
     
  17. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    Joke-Hunt! Get it? Heeheehee! :D
     
  18. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now


    Thanks for the plug, but you forgot to mention when the show is on.


    :rofl2:Heeeheeeheeeee :rofl2:
     
  19. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    Sorry . . . Tuesdays at 7pm ET on Howard 101! Heeheehee!
     
  20. jamesp717

    jamesp717 Member

    Hey Now


    Thanks again, but you forgot to give out the Jackie the Jokeman phone number.


    :rofl2:heeheeheehee:rofl2:
     

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