Artie losing track of his lies during same conversation

Discussion in 'Howard Stern' started by DoublEE, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. DoublEE

    DoublEE Active Member

    Artie claims he NEVER PHYSICALLY had Gary's check. He claims his mother had the check. Yet early in this whole conversation Artie tells Gary:

    "Listen man...I'm, I'm ashamed I even opened it up thinking it was my mail."

    Artie later claims he knew the amount of the check because, "I went over [his mother's house] and looked at it" which of course means Artie did physically have the check at some point.

    Then once again Artie loses track of his previous lies and states his mother opened the check (previously he said he regretted that he had opened the check) , "We were talking on the it's me and you...what does Gary make? I had to grill her for a half an hour and finally she told me."

    So to summarize:

    *Artie never physically had the check
    *Artie physically had the check and opened it by mistake.
    *Artie learned what Gary makes because he went over to see the check at his mother's house.
    *Artie learned what Gary makes because he forced his mother to tell him over the phone 10 minutes before the Christmas party.

    See how an addict works?
  2. Jgatie

    Jgatie Banned

    Yeah, he was struggling for sure. Get some help funny man.
  3. flowerfeeder

    flowerfeeder Member

    I caught that too.
  4. IronJabroni

    IronJabroni Well-Known Member

    lying rules...especially when it's from someone who is meant to entertain you
  5. Neigh

    Neigh Well-Known Member

    Maybe Artie was lying about Ralph stealing from the pot (or was it from a tip)?
  6. Bark

    Bark Hey Now!

    Maybe Artie was the one who took the money? (Actually, there were multiple witnesses that Ralph took it.)

    Both suck. :D

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