Airline tickets are cheaper than hookers.

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

I have a lot of girlfriends around the country, but I like being single. I also like getting laid. However, what I've found is that I can fly a girl in from pretty much anywhere around the country, for the WEEKEND, for around $200-300. An escort is $200-300 for 1 hr.

So... I think I'll be adding in $300/month into my budget for "flying girls into DC" money.

 

[mrpacs]

Jesus

 

[Sirius Rich]

Look for the "Fly a friend Free" with a paid ticket deal. Get a twofer weekend going.

 

[semipenguin]

CPTBMF is looking for somewhere to use his airline miles...
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[xan_user]

three words...

mile high club

 

[TheScionicMan]

Just don't do both... Don't fly the hooker in... just ask E. Spitzer...

 

[Jon]

No to mention, Legal.

 

[HecticArt]

sure, but they expect you to talk to them afterwords. . . . :blah:

 

[semipenguin]

sure, but they expect you to talk to them afterwords. . . . :blah:

Maybe CptBMF and the Shamwow guy will be chatting afterwards...

 

[TheScionicMan]

sure, but they expect you to talk to them afterwords. . . . :blah:

Not if you plan the return flight at the right time...

OH GOD!... cigarette... HONK HONK... Looks like your cab is here... See ya...

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

Not if you plan the return flight at the right time...

OH GOD!... cigarette... HONK HONK... Looks like your cab is here... See ya...

The DC metro stops pretty much at my doorstep and goes to Reagan Int. It's a nice drop off policy.

"Here's your luggage, Metro is across the street, call me when you get home".

 

[TheScionicMan]

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't even have the courtesy to call a cab...

:2funny:

 

[MAJ Badmotherfarker]

Yeah, I figured you wouldn't even have the courtesy to call a cab...

:2funny:

F*ck that. I like my girls skinny, they can walk.