Airline tickets are cheaper than hookers.

MAJ Badmotherfarker

is drinking a beer.
Oct 11, 2008
Washington D.C.
I have a lot of girlfriends around the country, but I like being single. I also like getting laid. However, what I've found is that I can fly a girl in from pretty much anywhere around the country, for the WEEKEND, for around $200-300. An escort is $200-300 for 1 hr.

So... I think I'll be adding in $300/month into my budget for "flying girls into DC" money.