Opening song: Long Kiss Goodnight. Any guesses as to the writer?
Asking if Ned is here and he messed up his headphones...Bubba and Ned both with wireless. Bubba running controls due to some sort of situation going on. 644 people on Twitch, down from about 1k from sign-off on the last show. Bubba says because the fans were dicks and signed off, they're gonna do the show from the pantry with all the now-stale food. Ned says the fans prefer Manson in drag vs this deal. Ned says Trace is a Cleveland Steamer of radio and the Ned and Bubba Show are radio orgasm.
Ned says two DJs, one cup.
Ned wants to be carried to the pantry. Bubba saying he'll fireman's carry Ned to the pantry.
In the pantry and Bubba doesn't know it's such a mess. It makes Bubba tired looking at what he'll have to carry out. It'd be easier for them to take out what they want and have everybody else dump the rest. Bubba asked if Rob from Canada was going to come down with some Canadian ketchup like he does. A guy in the back says it won't happen, but it's play-heat.
There's a lot of toilet paper in there and Bubba with heat for Blitz and Ned doesn't know what role he's supposed to play in this role-play deal.
Ned looks like Bob Barker here on the spay and neuter pets deal. Ned finds some sort of dildo deal and it's no way it's that. Talking about girls back in Amish country churning butter and whatnot...Ned getting turned on.
Ned's beard is way low and is it because he's giving up? Ned says it gets in his mouth.
Caveman comes over and Bubba saying hellh have to clean it up off the air.
Ned finds some sort of squirrel tail and where's the costume and why isn't Trace in the costume? Because he isn't in on Mondays.
Talking in Spanish for a bit and this Mexican hat is probably a $50 hat. Ned says imagine the donkey jizz in this sombrero and it's probably a collector's item now. He'll pay $200 for it. Bubba saying the guy who owned it spared no expense. Ned says someone went Jeffrey Dahmer on a Mexican marachi band.
They find a shirt and Bubba says it can go to Manson because he's a large size and Ned says Manson is a twink. They find a 2X and Ned says Lasker can wear it for tomorrow's deal. Manson will present it to him if he doesn't forget.
Some Calta deal in there and a Raleigh fingers mustache in there.
They got a full high spot and Ned turned on by a black mustache. It seems to go with the sombrero and Senor Ned all ready for the Cinqo de Mayo deal.
Bubba finds a Hitler mustache and Ned out...but Bubba says it's a Chaplin mustache and Bubba looks good in it according to Ned and who looks better in it? Ned says that's above his pay grade.
Ned says his ass feels good because he's been fingering it like crazy.
Ned has been working on his Manson Chinese impression. Ned says that Kevin Hayslett is on this deal.
Bubba taking some stuff home and there's all sorts of hard drives in the closet.
They out mustaches on each other and wore a sombrero...in other words, they did nothing. Ned wonders who was responsible for the mess...was it Bald Bull or was that Bald Bull's secret jack-off chamber? Bull says he had it in order...someone else was told to empty the trailer and the front production studio and it all got dumped in the closet.
Hogan used to go to the dentist and get no Novocaine...but he was on 30 Percocets... Bubba was gonna go way long like 45 minutes but Tom Bean just showed up with pizza...people want to watch pizza eating on cam, but is that ok with Twitch? Of course.
Tom Bean brought a lot of pizza...a Cheeseburger Deluxe, a bacon cheeseburger deluxe... Bubba doesn't think an on-air pizza party would make good radio and Ned wants to take his garb off...what music will Gardulo hit or what? Bubba about to make love to Tom for the pizza. Bubba saying he's carb-watching.
Tom knows McDonald's won't open till 11, but he has connections with Domino's. Bubba Army Radio down for maintenance for a few hours, so here's some AC/DC theme to ride us out about 22 minutes after we started.
24:56 for the whole theme and credits featuring BubbaArmy.com
Asking if Ned is here and he messed up his headphones...Bubba and Ned both with wireless. Bubba running controls due to some sort of situation going on. 644 people on Twitch, down from about 1k from sign-off on the last show. Bubba says because the fans were dicks and signed off, they're gonna do the show from the pantry with all the now-stale food. Ned says the fans prefer Manson in drag vs this deal. Ned says Trace is a Cleveland Steamer of radio and the Ned and Bubba Show are radio orgasm.
Ned says two DJs, one cup.
Ned wants to be carried to the pantry. Bubba saying he'll fireman's carry Ned to the pantry.
In the pantry and Bubba doesn't know it's such a mess. It makes Bubba tired looking at what he'll have to carry out. It'd be easier for them to take out what they want and have everybody else dump the rest. Bubba asked if Rob from Canada was going to come down with some Canadian ketchup like he does. A guy in the back says it won't happen, but it's play-heat.
There's a lot of toilet paper in there and Bubba with heat for Blitz and Ned doesn't know what role he's supposed to play in this role-play deal.
Ned looks like Bob Barker here on the spay and neuter pets deal. Ned finds some sort of dildo deal and it's no way it's that. Talking about girls back in Amish country churning butter and whatnot...Ned getting turned on.
Ned's beard is way low and is it because he's giving up? Ned says it gets in his mouth.
Caveman comes over and Bubba saying hellh have to clean it up off the air.
Ned finds some sort of squirrel tail and where's the costume and why isn't Trace in the costume? Because he isn't in on Mondays.
Talking in Spanish for a bit and this Mexican hat is probably a $50 hat. Ned says imagine the donkey jizz in this sombrero and it's probably a collector's item now. He'll pay $200 for it. Bubba saying the guy who owned it spared no expense. Ned says someone went Jeffrey Dahmer on a Mexican marachi band.
They find a shirt and Bubba says it can go to Manson because he's a large size and Ned says Manson is a twink. They find a 2X and Ned says Lasker can wear it for tomorrow's deal. Manson will present it to him if he doesn't forget.
Some Calta deal in there and a Raleigh fingers mustache in there.
They got a full high spot and Ned turned on by a black mustache. It seems to go with the sombrero and Senor Ned all ready for the Cinqo de Mayo deal.
Bubba finds a Hitler mustache and Ned out...but Bubba says it's a Chaplin mustache and Bubba looks good in it according to Ned and who looks better in it? Ned says that's above his pay grade.
Ned says his ass feels good because he's been fingering it like crazy.
Ned has been working on his Manson Chinese impression. Ned says that Kevin Hayslett is on this deal.
Bubba taking some stuff home and there's all sorts of hard drives in the closet.
They out mustaches on each other and wore a sombrero...in other words, they did nothing. Ned wonders who was responsible for the mess...was it Bald Bull or was that Bald Bull's secret jack-off chamber? Bull says he had it in order...someone else was told to empty the trailer and the front production studio and it all got dumped in the closet.
Hogan used to go to the dentist and get no Novocaine...but he was on 30 Percocets... Bubba was gonna go way long like 45 minutes but Tom Bean just showed up with pizza...people want to watch pizza eating on cam, but is that ok with Twitch? Of course.
Tom Bean brought a lot of pizza...a Cheeseburger Deluxe, a bacon cheeseburger deluxe... Bubba doesn't think an on-air pizza party would make good radio and Ned wants to take his garb off...what music will Gardulo hit or what? Bubba about to make love to Tom for the pizza. Bubba saying he's carb-watching.
Tom knows McDonald's won't open till 11, but he has connections with Domino's. Bubba Army Radio down for maintenance for a few hours, so here's some AC/DC theme to ride us out about 22 minutes after we started.
24:56 for the whole theme and credits featuring BubbaArmy.com
