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Originally Posted by hyson
You are a Viking among men. I hope you ruin someone's day. I'm really going to enjoy hearing about this tomorrow....
Oh, I just thought of that scene from American Beauty when Annette Benning's character (Carolynn?) went to that work function and Lester acts effing sweet and red-dragon like....
Oh man Vargas, I can't wait to here about these shenannigans.
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Things that may have happened last night:
1. A gay classmate of my wife's offered me 10,000 dollars to go home with him. My Wife and I turned it down.
2. Hung out wiht a girl all night that my wife was friends with and I specifically remember telling her that she was a total "skank" and she didn't seem that offended.
3. Hugging two chicks goodbye and getting yelled at by my wife, not because I gave them a hug but becuse they were total bitches.
4.drunk stealing smokes from people and then lecturing them on not only the dangers of smoking but also how shitty it is that they smoke menthol's.
5. repeatedly made sure my wife didn't sleep with any of the people there while in high school because they were all fat and gross and I think I said this out loud.
As I had predicted, I was king entertainer last night and probably also Captain Awesome. Way too many drinks.
I've thrown up 4 times already this morning. I drove to mcdonalds to get breakfast for everyone and I had to go inside and throw up there too.
All of this is ok because I looked f'ing awesome last night.
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