well i was a bit smashed and fell over on my way back home from the publix this afternoon. a cop was there. never got cuffed or anything but i couldnt leave and he called an ambulance. wound up getting a bunch of shots and iv's and then they let me leave ama after i signed a bunch of stuff.

huge downside was the cops took my keys, wallet, and ipod. i will try to get them back later. i think they are gone. my backup ipod will now have to be my main one. gotta cancel my cards. got backup keys and all. i guess ill be using my passport as my main id for awhile.

none of this should have happened, but since it did i must say the cop was super cool. im guessing that so long as u are cooperative they are great.

oh i also had a solid like 5 mile walk home. thats was tons of fun. it was raining.

i feel like a giant dick. and physically i feel like i got hit by a truck.

i know i just provided u all with tons of mocking material and thats cool, i needed to let this out even though it makes me look like the worst person ever.

eh..........

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WTF? I'm not sure I understand.

I mean, shit happens buy why are you cancelling your cards and stuff? The sheriff doesn't want them. And why did you get a bunch of shots and IVs?

Koop, I feel for ya but I'm lost.

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No big deal. Not like you killed a fool. This is more funny for us type stuff.

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You should feel like a d bag if you were driving and ended up on someones lawn. You weren't holding back that part of the story were you? Kooooop??????

I've had some classic stumbles home. Youtube worthy.

This doesn't sound too bad.
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Did you have your car with you at Publix? Where did you "fall over"? Are you an alcoholic? Publixaholic? Or both?

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Why would the cops take some of your stuff, like wallet and your ipod. I can understand taking your keys, but did you get their information so you know where to pick them up? I guess we need more information of this story.

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haha nah i wasnt driving. i walked/stumbled to the store. it less than a mile from my place.

im addicted to cheap liquor and publix hoagies. oh and video games and the eagles.

i was really blitzed so im not too sure either. i called the office today and they game me some guys name and i left a message. we will see what happens.

man this was embarrassing. and i have all sorts of aches and pains this afternoon. maybe i should pound a shot. heheheh. that wont be happening for a long while.

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At least you're OK.

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Well, at least you admit you're a douchebag!

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