05-07-2008, 03:42 PM
Join Date: Mar 06, 2008
Well i guess Mr Myers is doing better then i thought, Check out his new Movie offers and some lines from them
Drill Sergeant: Myers! What's your sole purpose in this army?
Danny Myers: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant!
Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Myers! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Myers. Listen up, people...
Danny Myers: [narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
Drill Sergeant: ...Is that clear?
Danny Myers: Yes, drill sergeant!
Shrek 2 (remade with Danny Myers as Shrek)
Donkey: [repeatedly] Are we there yet?
Donkey: Are we there yet?
Danny Myers: Yes
Danny Myers: No!
The Remake of The Sixth Sense now names Non-Sense
Danny Myers: I see dead people.
Malcolm Crowe: In your dreams?
[Danny shakes his head no]
Malcolm Crowe: While you're awake?
Malcolm Crowe: Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
Danny Myers: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead.
Malcolm Crowe: How often do you see them?
Danny Myers: All the time. They're everywhere.
Remake of Bruce Almighty now renamed "Chocolate Almighty"
Danny Myers: [the body of Jimmy Hoffa has just been exhumed] Hey kid, wanna make 10 bucks?
Danny Myers: [holding a video camera] You know how to work one of these?
Danny Myers: [blows into the eye piece like a trumpet] Seems to be in tune. Let's do this!
And last but not least Danny Myers remakes the all time classic hit playing the role Robin Williams made famous in Mrs. Doubtfire. In 2009 it will be released under its new name "Mrs. Nofire"
Miranda: What happened?
Danny Myers: He was quite fond of the drink. It was the drink that killed him.
Miranda: He was an alcoholic?
Danny Myers: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck
Play where the drivers play