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Old 02-26-2006, 03:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Artie is one of my favourite parts of the show, but after hearing about his recent slide, it sounds like his days are numbered. He has destroyed his relationship with his girlfriend, he drinks heavily, and his weight is ballooning. He is extremely depressed, and it wouldn't surprise me if he is doing coke again.

Anyone have any thoughts, I say he won't see 40.
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Jackie is just counting the days.
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After hearing him on the roast, I decided to pick up his DVD (It's the Whiskey Talkin')...besides being a waste of $15, it showed me that his drinking is taking him down a dangerous path. I give him till the end of '06. Unless Dana straightens him out!

I think he's hilarious on the show, but the DVD totally sucks!
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Jackie is just counting the days.
Yeah, so he can ask for more money when they are desperate.
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I think Benji or Sal will try and take his seat?
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I think at the rate Benji is growing he'll be able to take over Artie's chair while sitting on his own.
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are we talking about arte johnson?
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If we were it would be very interesting.
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Artie is looking very bad....and I think he is probably already starting to have health problems (like, I can't imagine what his blood pressure must be). I hope he straightens up quickly because I too think that he is heading down a dangerous path. :\ :\
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I don't think that Artie is in any immediate danger health wise. This whole "Death Watch" thing is a little exagerated. I think that Artie will most likely pull it together (he's not an idiot) and end up living a long, happy life. I'd say that Artie will live to see at least 65.
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Well it doesn't help that Sirius has a beer and snack machine..for free no less and that Howard has booze in the studio. I heard Howard ask Artie the other day if he wanted a drink, that kind of "support" isn't needed by an alcoholic. Im not saying that Howard should take all booze out but geez support your friend and don't offer it to him and if he goes to have some say "Artie you don't need that". If guests want a drink or get drunk then it should be BYOB. Artie is a funny man, hope he is with us for a long time to come.
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If you want to kill some time, www.artielangedeathwatch.com is a great, hilarious site.

They are big fans of Artie and they document all of his eating and drinking. It is hilarious. No, I don't work there, I just think it a funny site.
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After hearing him on the roast, I decided to pick up his DVD (It's the Whiskey Talkin')...besides being a waste of $15, it showed me that his drinking is taking him down a dangerous path. I give him till the end of '06. Unless Dana straightens him out!

I think he's hilarious on the show, but the DVD totally sucks!
I just ordered it, should be here this week. I look forward to seeing this walking disaster in action. Even if it sucks, it will be worth seeing.
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The way they were talking this morning, Artie needs his own vending machine. And if him and Dana break up, he should got out with a Twinkie or Hostess Cupcake!
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The way they were talking this morning, Artie needs his own vending machine. And if him and Dana break up, he should got out with a Twinkie or Hostess Cupcake!
I loved on the show last week (not sure which one, it was the one replayed on Saturday) where they gave him numbers from the snack machine and he would say what occupied that slot...

Artie: "Uh, 186...that's the hostess cupcakes..."
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