09-17-2007, 06:07 PM
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Sirius Star
Join Date: Jan 14, 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RoadClosed
Time for the Chewbacca Defense.
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That's what I was thinking when Howard said they were digging up Johnny's coffin for the trial...
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie! But Chewbacca lives on planet Endor. Now, think about that. THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE! Why would a Wookie — an eight foot tall Wookie — want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot Ewoks? That does not make sense!
But more important, you have to ask yourself, what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
...Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense!
And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... Does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."
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